Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes
Randy Orton kind of looks like a jerk. I mean, he’s obviously really handsome, in that, “I might dip in ya if you get drunk around me, and don’t get mad because I’m Randy Orton” kinda way. But Cody Rhodes looks like the boy next store that all the girls can’t help fantasizing about. He looks (btw, I base all of this on what kind of vagina tingles I get when I look at these guys) like he’d have his heart broken easily. And be devoted forever. At least this is what I tell myself while I listen to Journey and cry into the mirror.
I’m pretty sure that a love story between Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes could be that hit story we’ve all been looking for. The feel good story of the summer. Will Cody be the one to finally change Randy? Will Randy leave Cody, heart-broken and alone, crying in the rain? Will the romance between the Viper and the Moustache conquer all that challenges it? Stay tuned to find out!
WWE needs to hire me as a writer.