So go figure, Shawn Michaels was even a heartbreak kid when he was a kid. Though some tweezers might have come in handy. But I had a crush on a guy with a unibrow when I was in high school too. He also breathed really loudly and stole my eraser and wrote his name on it. I still wear that eraser on a chain around my neck.
Jack Swagger doesn’t do much for me looks wise but he looks cute here. Still not my type, but I’m sure he’s lots of girls’ types so good for him.
Lita was cute and trendy. I like it. Kinda looks like Juliette Lewis. Double like.
Young Kane was cute as hell. Kind of looks like he’d be using firecrackers and stuff when he wasn’t supposed to. I approve.
Little Stephanie McMahon and Andre the Giant. This is just the cutest thing ever. Besides young John Cena, that is.
A young C.M. Punk with Stone Cold. He looks the exact same. And also like he could have gone to my junior high school. I like everything about this.
Who would ever expect this young fellow to turn into the poon magnet he would someday turn into? Probably everyone because this kid’s face looks like he’s trouble!
Um, so, I think John Cena’s offspring would be the cutest things in the world based on this picture alone.
Big surprise Kelly Kelly was cute as hell.
So Mick Foley was handsome as hell. From this photo you’d never picture him to turn into the Mankind machine he would someday become.
This picture of Roddy Piper makes me think of how my brother used to suck his stomach in really far and you could pretty much see his spine. Therefore this kind of makes me uncomfortable. Cute kid though…but still…
Rikishi was quite the stud back in the day.
This Sheamus looks a wee bit more edgy than his brighter-red persona these days. I like it. But I like Sheamus always. I’d probably like looking at him while he’s on the can.
A young Mark Calaway. So happy it makes my heart leak. That’s a ginger I totally would have had a crush on. Though I had a crush on all gingers. My first love was a red-haired boy who’s father was Chinese. He was MAGNIFICENT.
Hey look at this hunk! It’s Kevin Nash and he can play basketball for me anytime, am I right?
Yeah that made me feel weird when I wrote it too.