Hey Fandango!

Hey Fandango!

My vagina called and it wants you to come over for some tea and Downton Abbey later today. She thinks the two of you could do beautiful #Fandangoing together. Okay, maybe not beautiful, maybe more nervous and awkward, and probably bumpy and sweaty, but it would certainly be adequate Fandangoing.

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  1. Also the cat might rub up on you and if you’re too sweaty his fur will stick to you and it will make you all around uncomfortable, but he will probably get bored and jump down sooner or later.

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