Wrestlers I would like to see kiss – Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes

Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes

Randy Orton kind of looks like a jerk.  I mean, he’s obviously really handsome, in that, “I might dip in ya if you get drunk around me, and don’t get mad because I’m Randy Orton” kinda way.  But Cody Rhodes looks like the boy next store that all the girls can’t help fantasizing about.  He looks (btw, I base all of this on what kind of vagina tingles I get when I look at these guys) like he’d have his heart broken easily.  And be devoted forever.  At least this is what I tell myself while I listen to Journey and cry into the mirror.

I’m pretty sure that a love story between Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes could be that hit story we’ve all been looking for.  The feel good story of the summer.  Will Cody be the one to finally change Randy?  Will Randy leave Cody, heart-broken and alone, crying in the rain?  Will the romance between the Viper and the Moustache conquer all that challenges it?  Stay tuned to find out!

WWE needs to hire me as a writer.

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Wrestlers when they were young

So go figure, Shawn Michaels was even a heartbreak kid when he was a kid.  Though some tweezers might have come in handy.  But I had a crush on a guy with a unibrow when I was in high school too.  He also breathed really loudly and stole my eraser and wrote his name on it.  I still wear that eraser on a chain around my neck.

So go figure, Shawn Michaels was even a heartbreak kid when he was a kid. Though some tweezers might have come in handy. But I had a crush on a guy with a unibrow when I was in high school too. He also breathed really loudly and stole my eraser and wrote his name on it. I still wear that eraser on a chain around my neck.

Jack Swagger doesn't do much for me looks wise but he looks cute here.  Still not my type, but I'm sure he's lots of girls' types so good for him.

Jack Swagger doesn’t do much for me looks wise but he looks cute here. Still not my type, but I’m sure he’s lots of girls’ types so good for him.

Cute and trendy.  I like it.

Lita was cute and trendy. I like it. Kinda looks like Juliette Lewis. Double like.

Young Kane was cute as hell.  Kind of looks like he'd be using firecrackers and stuff when he wasn't supposed to.  I approve.

Young Kane was cute as hell. Kind of looks like he’d be using firecrackers and stuff when he wasn’t supposed to. I approve.

This is just the cutest thing ever.  Besides young John Cena, that is.

Little Stephanie McMahon and Andre the Giant. This is just the cutest thing ever. Besides young John Cena, that is.

A young C.M. Punk with Stone Cold.  He looks the exact same.  And also like he could have gone to my junior high school.  I like everything about this.

A young C.M. Punk with Stone Cold. He looks the exact same. And also like he could have gone to my junior high school. I like everything about this.

Who would ever expect this young fellow to turn into the poon magnet he would someday turn into?  Probably everyone because this kid's face looks like he's trouble!

Who would ever expect this young fellow to turn into the poon magnet he would someday turn into? Probably everyone because this kid’s face looks like he’s trouble!

Um, so, I think John Cena's offspring would be the cutest things in the world based on this picture alone.

Um, so, I think John Cena’s offspring would be the cutest things in the world based on this picture alone.

Big surprise Kelly Kelly was cute as hell.

Big surprise Kelly Kelly was cute as hell.

So Mick Foley was handsome as hell. From this photo you'd never picture him to turn into the Mankind machine he would someday become.

So Mick Foley was handsome as hell. From this photo you’d never picture him to turn into the Mankind machine he would someday become.

This picture makes me think of how my brother used to suck his stomach in really far and you could pretty much see his spine.  Therefore this kind of makes me uncomfortable.  Cute kid though...but still...

This picture of Roddy Piper makes me think of how my brother used to suck his stomach in really far and you could pretty much see his spine. Therefore this kind of makes me uncomfortable. Cute kid though…but still…

Rikishi was quite the stud back in the day.

Rikishi was quite the stud back in the day.

This Sheamus looks a wee bit more edgy than his brighter-red persona these days.  I like it.  A lot.

This Sheamus looks a wee bit more edgy than his brighter-red persona these days. I like it. But I like Sheamus always. I’d probably like looking at him while he’s on the can.

A young Mark Calaway.  That's a ginger I totally would have had a crush on.  Though I had a crush on all gingers.  My first love was a red-haired boy who's father was Chinese.  He was MAGNIFICENT.

A young Mark Calaway. So happy it makes my heart leak. That’s a ginger I totally would have had a crush on. Though I had a crush on all gingers. My first love was a red-haired boy who’s father was Chinese. He was MAGNIFICENT.

Hey look at this hunk!  It's Kevin Nash and he can play basketball for me anytime, am I right?   Yeah that made me feel weird when I wrote it too.

Hey look at this hunk! It’s Kevin Nash and he can play basketball for me anytime, am I right?
Yeah that made me feel weird when I wrote it too.